LEAVE 'EM IN STITCHES

I’m too lazy to go on tumblr desktop to fuck with my blogs HTML so here’s a simple quickie intro I can pin:

♡ Elias/Eli/Jack

♡ 24 (Nov 17)

♡ He/him transfag

♡ Man boob and oc lore enjoyer

♡ Find all my other socials ALSO @ glitchedstarr

straightboyfriend:

my girl & i don’t use protection anymore since that twitter witch hexed her womb to be barren

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ayo-edebiri:

I mean…..

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normalenjoyer-png:

just wanted to draw them but then i started fuckin around+forgot what slenderman looked like

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lycanthropicture:

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ratbastard69420:

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sovietnam:

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bong-bing-bongus:

elon-musks-disrespectful-nipples:

semitaconcafe:

The penis greater than the sword…!!

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palezma:

kuwuuji:

sorry this is dumb

Accurate

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zzoupz:

zzoupz:

zzoupz:

tumblr are you telling me something

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.

Ganalf…

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baddywronglegs:

tiktoksijustthinkareneat:

The timing for the TikTok jingle at the end did it for me

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roastbasilisk:

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blairvvitchproject:

Roddy McDowall as Mordred in the original Broadway production of Camelot (1961)

Source: 1961 Friedman-Abeles Photography and the NYPL Digital Collections

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daedricsheep:

fattributes:

fattributes:

Genuinely, I don’t know how else to get the word out, but I feel like if your home-cooked dinners don’t taste right, you’re missing either paprika, sugar, butter, or chicken bouillon.

Still not right? It might be missing one of these: Mustard powder, soy sauce, fish sauce, vinegar. MSG. Ketchup. Mushroom powder. Maple syrup. Honey.

When it comes to cooking meat, I have been missing coriander for YEARS its so so so underrated

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soupwife:

who do you think of first when you hear the name “sebastian”?

sebastian vael (dragon age)

sebastian (stardew valley)

sebastian the crab (the little mermaid)

sebastian stan (real life)

sebastian (the tempest - shakespeare) (liar and/or nerd)

other (how many sebastians are there really)

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